who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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