with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
be right there i have to get my cape
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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