Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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