dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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