U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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