i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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