lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
my poor anus
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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