Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
