Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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