The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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