I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he puts the penis in happiness.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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