It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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