Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
that may or may not have been my penis.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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