Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
be right there i have to get my cape
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize