Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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