I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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