Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
two words...techno handjob
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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