i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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