I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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