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i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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