in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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