i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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