I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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