my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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I need to calm my uterus...
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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