My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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