So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
All I want is dick and wine.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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