hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
All I want is dick and wine.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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