Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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