don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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