Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i think my tv is drunk
I have demons in me.
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It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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