You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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