garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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