Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
They have beer where we have blood.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
