drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.