I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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