K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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