I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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