I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.