just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.