can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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