Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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