But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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