You smell like a Billy Joel song
she looked like the before picture.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
