Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We need to feng shui this bitch.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Randomize
