ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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