Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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