but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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