new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He's a Shit stain on my heart
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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