the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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