he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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