I cockslap morals
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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