it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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